Category: Our Favourite E-mails

Thank God for the United Nations

I write to inform you that since the last report that we THE UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION, received about some people who have lost their huge amount of money, houses and investments, because of Global Economic meltdown, conflicts and the earthquakes-by-magnitude-across-the-world, your Name or Email identity luckily correspond with the exact address in the list, from […]

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Oh, Mr Woo, what shall I do?

Dear Sir/Madam, I am Mr. Tom Woo managing Hubei Machinery & equipment import & export Corporation (CMEC HUBEI CO.) we are a company who deal on mechanical equipment, hardware and minerals, electrical products, Medical & Chemicals, light industrial products and office equipment, and export into the United Kingdom, Canada/America and Europe. We are searching for […]

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See? There are still some nice people around!

Dear Friend, This is a personal email directed to you. Let me formally introduce myself to you, my name is Mr. Allen Large. I and my dear wife Violet won a Jackpot Lottery of $11.3 million in July 2010 and have voluntarily decided to donate the sum of $950,000.00 USD to you as part of […]

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Begorrah!

Your email address has been Awarded 3,500.000 Gbpounds in Irish LotteryAwards. For Claims Contact Dr. Micheal Peterson via e-mail:jhansdesk@gsjm.net with your full details (Names,Country,Address and Tel/fax) for more details. Congratulation.Mrs.Maggie Johnson

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God works in mysterious ways…

Dear Beloved in Christ, It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, having known the truth; I had no choice than to do what is lawful and just in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God & His Mercies and glory upon […]

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I’m almost tempted, Takashi Oyamada San.

I am Mr Takashi Oyamada, Chief Financial officer of The Tokyo Mitsubishi Bank, Tokyo, Japan. I handle all our Investor’s Direct Capital Funds and make over 1.2% Excess Maximum Return Capital Profit (EMRCP) per annum on each of the Investor’s Capital Funds. As an expert, I have made over $ 16.2M from Investor’s EMRCP and […]

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I do not know you, but I want to give to you all of my monies.

Dear Friend, As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, because i believe everyone will die someday and am contacting you because i really do need your help,and i want you to help me with all your effort and time for just seven to fourteen working days of your time.I […]

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Hmmm, intrigueing, Goro Ouchida!

Hello I have a business offer for you. Please contact me if you are interested in knowing more. my email is ( goro3@dr.com ) Goro Ouchida

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That sounds very reasonable, Mr C Y Ling, Bank Executive Vice President, thank you!

Good day, I am Mr. C.Y. Ling, Executive Vice President of CITIC Bank International, China. I have a proposal for you in the tune of One Hundred & Five Million EUR, after successful transfer, we shall share in the ratio of forty for you and sixty for me. Please reply for specifics. Yours, Mr. C.Y. […]

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You pay us and then we’ll pay you. No really.

FEDEX COURIER SERVICE, NIGERIA. Dear Customer, We have been waiting for you to contact us for the delivery of your cheque of ($688,000.00 ) . We want you to know that your package has been with us for the past few weeks now and we are waiting for your confirmation of this message so that […]

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